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Dave Chappelle: “Black Lives Matter is the Worst Slogan I’ve Ever Heard”
by Josh Guckert Comedy legend Dave Chappelle recently did a show in New York City and took on the major topics of the day. He said that he thought “Black Lives Matter” is a “terrible slogan” and that “enough is enough” (as coined by NBA Player Dwyane Wade) would be a better one. Chappelle also poked…
The Comedian-In-Chief: Trump Brutally Mocks the “Green New Deal”
President Donald Trump mercilessly mocked the “Green New Deal” in his speech at CPAC on Saturday as he told Democrats to keep supporting the massive socialist legislation. President Trump said quote, “Our country is in big trouble, folks, because we have to get it back,” Trump said. “And when I look at what is happening…
No Vaccine For Thee? That’s More For Me.
The end of the COVID-19 pandemic may now be in sight, with two vaccines making the rounds and a few more on the way. As of now, they are only available for “high risk” persons (the elderly, health care workers, educators, and such.) It won’t be long until they’re available for the general public, though….
Dead Cat Invited to Register to Vote in Coming Election
Woman’s dead cat was asked to register to vote… Voter fraud, or poor mailing list maintenance? By Brittni Kates Follow Brittni on Twitter, Like Brittni on Facebook Phyllis Metcalfe’s cat, PiWacket (Pi for short), was sent an application to register to vote earlier this month. To make things that much more strange, Pi passed away last year. It…
Do you think that President Obama deserves his Nobel Peace Prize?
Ahh, college! Campus Reform activists at the University of California found students who believe Barack Obama really does deserve his Nobel Peace Prize. Why? One student emphatically argued that “I just feel like in general being a good guy is just creating like a lot more peace and like mellow and like not social anxiety…
Beto Drops Out of Race, Vows to Retrieve Guns Lost in Boating Accidents
After months of campaigning, Robert Francis O’Rourke has dropped out of the race for President. When asked why, he responded with, “My campaign really just wasn’t on the up and up, so I have decided to take my efforts and go completely under. Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under to be exact.” When asked to clarify, Beto said…


