“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Great Gatsby” Autumn is the best season. If you dare disagree, you have besmirched me and I demand satisfaction. Fisticuffs may be imminent. Perhaps a duel at twenty paces is afoot. If you live in the South or…
“Manspreading” by Gothamist How do you think a feminist would react if men went on a campaign to tell women they should keep their legs closed? They’d probably be angry right? Well, in a twist of irony, here we have a new feminist campaign telling men to keep their legs closed when they sit down on…
6. The Libertarian Feminists aka “how dare you draw one giant generalization of feminists!” Out of fear for my own life and unwillingness to deal with the onslaught of comments, emails, and obscenities from this special class of libertarians, here is a cat video to help you pass the time that it would have taken you to…
World War 3 is a very important, very progressive war! “The Americans for Whatever Barack Obama Wants: Did you know he’s friends with Jay-Z?” are starting a crowdsourcing campaign for World War 3. The Second City players released a highly satirical video today asking citizens to crowdsource the campaign to start a new war. They…
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By Katie Frates Kellyanne Conway, President Donald Trump’s special adviser, used to do stand-up comedy. Someone unearthed a Nov. 26, 1998 video of Conway, 31 at the time, cracking jokes and uploaded it to C-SPAN Sunday. They didn’t give it a very nice title, either: “Kellyanne Terrible Kellyanne Fitzpatrick/Conway attempts comedy…
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By: Eli Bowman This piece is satire. NATIONAL HARBOR, MD – It’s no surprise that certain media outlets have received criticism from President Trump. Attacks during campaign season, as well as recent criticisms of the President’s policies and executive orders have likely been the fuel for Trump’s media hating fire. A…
