10 Reasons That “Yo Mama’s So Statist!”

“Oh Sh*t, We’ve Got 23 Hours And 59 Minutes To Fill!” Last night, Jon Stewart proceeded to demolish the past two weeks of the media’s coverage concerning the missing Malaysian plane, Flight 370. Speculation on the missing flight by the CNN crew ranged far-and-wide, including a serious proposition that an interstellar black hole could be…

6. The Libertarian Feminists aka “how dare you draw one giant generalization of feminists!” Out of fear for my own life and unwillingness to deal with the onslaught of comments, emails, and obscenities from this special class of libertarians, here is a cat video to help you pass the time that it would have taken you to…