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Drunk Man Attempts Selfie, Accidentally Rips Off Communist’s Arm
By Ivan Plis A man in the Russian city of Prokopyevsk got drunk Wednesday and tried to take a selfie with a statue of Bolshevik leader Vladimir Lenin, destroying it in the process. According to local outlet FlashSiberia, witnesses say the 30-year-old man tried to hang on the plaster statue’s outstretched arm, which could not support his weight and came crashing…
Teen Arrested For Setting Up DUI Checkpoint… While Drunk
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3 Reasons My Panda Costume is Terrifying
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How to Feed Your Brain (and avoid brain farts)
“A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.” -Mark Twain (apocryphal) I’m not saying that I’m a voracious reader, but when I was a child, I set a goal to read every book at the local public library. I think I had read about a fictional character doing such a…
Libertarian Media Outlets Denied Access To White House Exclusion List
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By: Eli Bowman This piece is satire. NATIONAL HARBOR, MD – It’s no surprise that certain media outlets have received criticism from President Trump. Attacks during campaign season, as well as recent criticisms of the President’s policies and executive orders have likely been the fuel for Trump’s media hating fire. A…


