Similar Posts
Santa Claus Forced to Prove Identity to Use Facebook
By Kody Fairfield According to a report from the Associated Press (AP), Santa Claus, a city councilman for the North Pole, has been reinstated by Facebook (FB) after the social media site deactivated his account, pending the proof of his identity. You heard that correctly: Santa Claus is a sitting councilman in the city of the North Pole…
What’s the dumbest thing anyone has ever said about gold? (VIDEO)
A video is going viral that shows a financial news reporter discussing the difference between the dollar and gold. What she said will surprise you, even if you’re not a goldbug. How does one have a job as a financial reporter with this kind of blatant ignorance? Anyone? Anyone? Don’t forget, The Libertarian Republic is…
Top 5 Ways Donald Trump is Still the Christian Choice
1) Because Hillary doesn’t have any f*cking morals either, and at least Trump’s not her! Hell, she might even be the anti-christ. Doesn’t someone always have to be the anti-christ? If we wanted to go into Hillary’s history of doing awful things we’d have to expand the list to 125. Ah, scew it… too tired to keep making lists. Just…
Former CIA Analyst Says The Babylon Bee’s Satirical Take On Democrats’ Reaction To Soleimani’s Death Is Duping People
Chris White A former CIA analyst and cyber disinformation researcher said people are sharing satirical content suggesting Democrats called for the American flag to be at half-mast for Gen. Qasem Soleimani “like it’s legit.” “Some family members just called bc their Republican friends on FB are circulating it like it’s legit. We have a lot…
Muslim Televangelist: “Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife”
Muslim televangelist sets Turkish social media on fire after claiming a man would meet his masturbating hand “pregnant in the afterlife” and “asking for its rights.” By: Ryan Carrillo A Muslim televangelist in Turkey is causing a stir after taking questions about sensitive topics from viewers of the private television station 2000 TV. Mücahid Cihad Han was puzzled when a viewer…
T.S. Eliot is Wrong. February is the Cruelest Month
“I am so sick of February. It’s the shortest month but it sure doesn’t feel that way.” -Toby Flenderson, “The Office” I’ve never much cared for native St. Louisan T.S. Eliot. Come to think of it, I’ve never cared much for any modernist poets or modern “artists.” The only class I ever dropped in college…