Dear Libertarian Women: Here’s How To Be A Lady, Not A Tramp

by Austin Petersen

7.) Avoid Libertarian U-haul Syndrome

Heterosexual libertarians make lesbians seem like commitment phobes. Ladies who fancy ladies know of which I speak. You met a few weeks ago at ISFLC. Now you have changed your Facebook status to “In a Relationship [Mr. Right Now].” Your official head shot is the two of you in a photo booth with your tongue is his ear. You are breaking your lease because you are both moving in together to a mini house in New Hampshire.

Now, you are going to do this anyway because your vagina has a mind of its own. Stop and think how this appears to others (like employers) including future more serious suitors. First, if you are under 30 the chances of a sudden very public romance lasting for more than a year or two is as a good as Rand Paul becoming president. Sorry, peeps but its true. Second, you are inviting everyone into your bedroom when you make a spectacle of yourself. Inevitably when you break up, you are in effect asking for public comment if you make yourself intertwined in the interwebs.

If you need for everyone to know you have a boyfriend, you aren’t mature enough to have one.

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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