“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal…” Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) introduced a bill today that would make sure that congress is unable to write bills that would provide themselves from exemptions on legislation they write to cover the American people. The bill is a full constitutional amendment, and…
Schools Stepping Up Terror Drills On Kids Anorak.com is reporting on series of raids that have been occurring with increasing frequency across the United States. Schools across the country have taken to running drills where gunmen invade schools, terrify students and teach them a damn good lesson… fear of government. A school in North Carolina…
It’s all fun and games until someone winds up dead. QUEENS, NY – The Federal Bureau of Investigation has announced that it will be investigating incidents at LaGuardia airport that involved lasers being pointed at airplane pilots during their approaches to land. The FBI is seeking information about two separate incidents where the cockpits of…
Cemetery Doesn’t Want SpongeBob Statues CINCINNATI, OHIO – Kimberly Walker was a 28-year-old Army sergeant who was a great fan of everything SpongeBob SquarePants. When she was tragically murdered, her family wanted to give her a memorial that they thought she would have appreciated. So they spent $26,000 on two 6′ tall, 4′ wide SpongeBob…
Government denies Asian-American Band “The Slants” Name Trademark The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (PTO) is denying the right for an Asian-American band to trademark the name, “The Slants”. The government cited Urban Dictionary definitions in order to refuse the request. The group first applied in 2009 and were refused, due to the nickname being…
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” – H. L. Mencken Political prankster Mark Dice circulated a petition asking citizens to support an Orwellian police state in America. People gladly signed, most without asking. Dice even says clearly, “We just want to model it…
Report Claims Breast Milk Bought Online Contains High Levels of Bacteria Caveat Emptor? Women turning to the Internet to purchase breast milk for their babies may want to think twice. A study recently revealed that at much as 75% of breast milk sold through online retailer OnlyTheBreast.com may be tainted. The study showed that the…
Sick And Tired Of Obamacare? WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama appeared this morning at a press conference discussing his signature health care law when suddenly a woman behind him appeared to grow ill and sway on her feet. The president turned to steady her as she wobbled and looked as if she were going…
You’re Now Free To Get Gay Married NEWARK, NJ – Same sex couples began getting married just after midnight in New Jersey on Monday. Senator-elect Cory Booker performed several ceremonies to mark the occasion. Governor Chris Christie reportedly dropped his appeal to the Supreme Court over the decision, hours after couples began getting married. “Although…
President Under Fire For Healthcare.gov Website Failures, Pressure To Fire Health Secretary Grows Bloomberg news is reporting that President Barack Obama finds the problems with Healthcare.gov “unacceptable.” The pressure is building on the government to act. The Department of Health and Human Services is calling for a “tech surge” to start solving some of the…