(This piece is a satiric rebuttal to an article that appeared on Salon called “How to beat libertarians on the economy”) When it comes to debating communists on the future of the American economy, libertarians are at a disadvantage. Communists are united behind a single vision of the ideal economy, while libertarians are divided amongst…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who coined the term “Whacko Bird” referring to Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) is reportedly singing a different tune these days. Despite past disagreements, Senator John McCain (R-AZ) claims that he and Cruz now have a ‘cordial’ relationship. Speaking at a town hall, Senator McCain claims that fighting amongst Republicans has…
“Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.” WASHINGTON, D.C. – NBC News‘ Chief White House correspondent Chuck Todd said on Meet the Press Sunday that the president made an ‘indictment’ on the notion of ‘government as a solution.” From The Blaze: “While there is more work to be done, the team is operating with private sector velocity…
Gregg Easterbrook loves football, but he doesn’t love how taxpayers get the shaft for his beloved sport. He thinks people should know that whether you go to the games or not, you’re paying for it. In an interview with Nick Gillespie at Reason magazine, Easterbrook says, “The [state-supported] University of Maryland charges each…undergraduate $400 a year…
The female co-CEO of Archie Comics is accused of harassing her employees by yelling “penis” at them. But it’s OK. Why? Because they are “white men.” Lawyers for the plaintiffs claim that Nancy Silberkleit harassed her employees and used “gender as a weapon,” calling them by their genitalia. She even allegedly shouted it out at…
GEORGETOWN, TX – A Georgetown woman is charged with filing a false report about being kidnapped and abused. Georgetown police arrested Delisha Lashae Thomas, 27. She was found on November 11th locked in the trunk of her car and told police that she was kidnapped, forced to perform manual labor, had bleach poured on her and sexually…
WARRI, NIGERIA – A Nigerian cook was rescued in a dramatic fashion when divers hunting for bodies in a downed ship found him surviving in an air bubble for two days without food or water. Harrison Okene is lucky to be alive after spending two days trapped in freezing cold water in an upturned tugboat….
CryptoJunky.com reported that someone received 22 Bitcoins after holding up a sign on ESPN that read “Hi Mom Send (Bitcoins),” where Bitcoins was replaced with the symbol for the digital currency. Bitcoin users reportedly got ahold of the image and using the included QR code sent the lucky young man over $24,000. The exchange rate…
She wasn’t going down without a fight! ANDERSON COUNTY, S.C. — A 76-year-old woman was killed in a shootout when she attempted to protect her stash of cash earned from 15 gambling machines. Dorothy Hendrix was targeted for armed robbery by Steven Benard Hagood, Tereba Racquel Geer, and Bradacious Terrell Galloway due to the money that Hendrix made…
CNN aired a report on Sunday that showed Healthcare.gov is still not functioning, despite the White House’s claims to the contrary. Medical Producer Matt Sloane claimed that the website has improved, but was unable to get the site to function during the broadcast. The White House wants millions to enroll in Obamacare in the next…