WASHINGTON, D.C. – RNC Spokesman Orlando Watson recently appeared on MSNBC to debate whether President Obama’s policies have benefited the black community. Watson was hired in October as the Communication Director for Black Media and appeared on TV to defend the RNC’s controversial tweet about Rosa Parks. Watson was asked if it was “defensible” for…
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Police reported that an argument between two lesbian lovers ended in a ninja-style battle. The two women were fighting with one another when one of them pinned the other to the ground and began wailing on the other’s head with nun-chucks. From News9: The friends said Ward constantly called her ex-girlfriend…
KENYA, AFRICA – A man who was found guilty of having carnal knowledge of a she-goat was sentenced to ten years in prison. Katana Gona, 28, was forced to face his victim when the goat he had sex with was brought to the courtroom. The female goat watched him quietly during the proceedings, never saying…
CHAMBLEE, GA – Kaveh Kamooneh was arrested in November for stealing five cents worth of electricity from a school when his Nissan Leaf was low on juice and he plugged it into the building’s outlet. Kamooneh took the liberty of charging his car at the school’s exterior outlet when he was suddenly approached by…
HEMPSTEAD, TX – Hempstead Independent School District middle school principal Amy Lacey was put on paid administrative leave after Hispanic students reported that she forbid the entire school from speaking Spanish. Students said they were no longer allowed to use the language in order to “prevent disruptions.” The school superintendent went into damage control and…
CNN’s Crossfire held an intense political debate that featured Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) squaring off against Republican National Chairman Reince Priebus over Obamacare and Vice President Joe Biden‘s recent sexist comments.
“Shut the f**k up and let me kiss you!” The Onion Magazine is known as America’s finest news source, and for good reason. The satirical news website has shamed presidents, popes and kings with their hilarious coverage of world events from the angle of the absurd. Their latest news report details New York’s controversial new…
Mega Submarine Longer Than a Football Field Found A World War II-era Imperial Japanese Navy mega-submarine type I-400 had been lost since 1946. American forces scuttled the submersible after it was captured and now it’s been rediscovered in 2,300 feet of water off the coast of Oahu. The location of the sub had been in…
Who are you calling statist? Token Libertarian Girl Julie Borowski produced a video that answers some frequently asked questions about libertarians. Is Somalia a libertarian paradise? Are all libertarians anarchists? Are libertarians just Republicans who want to smoke weed? What’s a minarchist? Julie describes libertarians as someone who “wants the government out people’s personal lives…
American Students Producing Mediocre Test Results Students in the United States are falling behind in their reading, science and math scores. From a study of 34 countries, U.S. schoolchildren were 26th in math, 17th in reading and 21st in science. America spends more educating per student than any other country. As government has invested more…