Lesbian Lover’s Quarrel Ended with Ninja Combat!

by Austin Petersen

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Police reported that an argument between two lesbian lovers ended in a ninja-style battle. The two women were fighting with one another when one of them pinned the other to the ground and began wailing on the other’s head with nun-chucks.

From News9: 

The friends said Ward constantly called her ex-girlfriend once they reached the house, demanding to know where she was. One friend admitted to police she eventually took the phone and told Ward the address. She said she told Ward to come over and fight because she was tired of Ward threatening them.

Authorities arrested Lisa Arlene Ward for assault and battery with a deadly weapon. “Nunchuks are an impact weapon, just like a baton, or a baseball bat.” said Oklahoma City Police Capt. Dexter Nelson. “The suspect in this case had made mention to having martial arts expertise, so in that case yes nunchuks could be considered a deadly weapon.”

Police said that Ward told police, “I’m a violent b****,” and she “loved marijuana.” The woman who was struck was not seriously injured.


Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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