Belief in Government Requires More Faith Than Belief in God By Chet Lake In a recent article published by Alternet, C.J. Werlemen argues that libertarian atheists base their political beliefs on faith. In order to support his thesis, Werlemen primarily uses straw-man arguments, ad-hominem attacks, and red herrings designed to disparage…
Farmers in the Deep South are using observational drones to bring death to their enemy… the abominable feral pig! Wild pigs are a $1.5 billion dollar a year problem for farmers who have to deal with the devastation that they cause to their crops and wildlife. But a new extermination company run by engineers Cy…
Icelandic police officers are seeking grief counseling after being forced to take the life of a 59-year-old man with mental illness who shot at them. It’s the first time police have killed someone since it became an independent republic in 1944. Officers in Iceland don’t even carry weapons very often because violent crime in the…
Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly broke the story that President Obama’s website doesn’t actually accept payments. There is literally no cash register on the site to be found. You’ll never believe how the administration is planning to fix it. From Reuters: Health plans will estimate how much they are owed, and submit that estimate to…
SAN JUAN, ARGENTINA – 17,000 women rallied in front of a cathedral for abortion rights, vandalized the church and attacked the Christians who gathered there. Residents of San Juan awoke to find their city covered in pro-abortion graffiti. Video footage from the event shows angry, topless women harassing men protecting the cathedral, spray painting their faces,…
Mediaite is reporting that MSNBC host Martin Bashir is resigning in the wake of the scandal from his statement that someone should s*** in former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin‘s mouth. From the email: After making an on-air apology, I asked for permission to take some additional time out around the Thanksgiving holiday. Upon further reflection,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – RNC Spokesman Orlando Watson recently appeared on MSNBC to debate whether President Obama’s policies have benefited the black community. Watson was hired in October as the Communication Director for Black Media and appeared on TV to defend the RNC’s controversial tweet about Rosa Parks. Watson was asked if it was “defensible” for…
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Police reported that an argument between two lesbian lovers ended in a ninja-style battle. The two women were fighting with one another when one of them pinned the other to the ground and began wailing on the other’s head with nun-chucks. From News9: The friends said Ward constantly called her ex-girlfriend…
KENYA, AFRICA – A man who was found guilty of having carnal knowledge of a she-goat was sentenced to ten years in prison. Katana Gona, 28, was forced to face his victim when the goat he had sex with was brought to the courtroom. The female goat watched him quietly during the proceedings, never saying…
CHAMBLEE, GA – Kaveh Kamooneh was arrested in November for stealing five cents worth of electricity from a school when his Nissan Leaf was low on juice and he plugged it into the building’s outlet. Kamooneh took the liberty of charging his car at the school’s exterior outlet when he was suddenly approached by…