“The main colors of Missouri are: Green for the grass and the trees Blue for the sky and the lakes Brown for the bricks, the dirt, the mud, the rivers—and the bullshit.” -me, November 18, 2003 Missouri has always had an identity crisis. We don’t know if we’re Southern or Midwestern. Missouri had a star…
5. Which industry will you tax into oblivion in order to create jobs? Every presidential candidate has his or her pet program for creating new jobs. What is yours? What new taxes and new tax incentives are you going to use to turn the economy around? What, you can’t think of any? You aren’t very…
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” -H.L. Mencken Late night comedian Jimmy Kimmel pulled a President’s Day prank on Monday telling people that Franklin Delano Roosevelt died in order to get their reactions. “There are a lot of presidents who we…
[dropcap size=small]K[/dropcap]anye West may have hinted that he may want to run for president, after speaking with Punk’ed Magazine on Tuesday. When asked, Kanye was less than enthused and sounded almost bitter about the president. “I’m not gonna mention him no more, I’m past that,” Mr. West said of the president. “That’s outta my thoughts. That’s lowering my priority…
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: Written by Nick Givason BBC’s “News At Ten” anchor Sophie Raworth began a segment discussing England’s cricket team without realizing that an employee was watching what appeared to be pornography in the background. Raworth began recapping England’s cricket win over South Africa, with the employee’s computer screen visible over her right shoulder. The woman in the employee’s video stripped to the…
Hide Yo Cash, Hide Yo Jobs. Texas is Takin’ Everybody’s Business! by Lindsey Bolton In an act of trolling brilliance, Texas Governor, Rick Perry is running radio ads in Maryland inviting Maryland businesses to, “Think Texas.” Urging Maryland businesses to move to Texas, Perry cites the state’s absurd Rain Tax among other impediments to business…