by Josh Guckert Comedy legend Dave Chappelle recently did a show in New York City and took on the major topics of the day. He said that he thought “Black Lives Matter” is a “terrible slogan” and that “enough is enough” (as coined by NBA Player Dwyane Wade) would be a better one. Chappelle also poked…
6. “Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”
By Chris White Nearly 50 animals have starved to death in Venezuelan zoos due in large part to food shortages ravaging the country. The Caricuao zoo in Caracas includes Vietnamese pigs, rabbits and birds. Many of the animals have not eaten in several weeks, according toMarlene Sifontes, a union leader for the state agency controlling…
By: Laura Meyers The other day, a lonely stoner took one hit too many. He was so baked he was burnt around the edges. An hour after 4:20 p.m., an Ohio man called police because he was “too high” on some dank marijuana. Is that a thing? When officers arrived, they were directed to an upstairs bedroom…
By Lina Bryce Washington – While news of Hillary Clinton wiping her server clean is causing a media frenzy, investigators say that were able to uncover several emails addressed to a Wellesley College friend from Hillary’s personal account. Although these emails do not reveal anything of real substance to satisfy the investigation, it has left many to wonder if Hillary’s…
The Onion has done it again with a satirical look at one of our favorite sub-cultures. A report from Barrington, Rhode Island states that a conspiracy theorist has claimed to have found a conspiracy that proves the government is behind NASA. 34-year-old Daniel Burgess told reporters that he believes the U.S. federal government has been…