7 Crazy Things Progressives Blame on Climate Change

7. Fat people

Gotta love Huff Post. In 2013, they wrote a borderline satirical article that began with:

“We’re downing the Big Gulp. A supersize jolt of 400 parts per million of CO2 is carbonating the atmosphere and fizzing toward climate chaos.”

The article references to a study that says higher CO2 emissions in the atmosphere can be linked to obesity, because “CO2 appears to make our blood more acidic, which influences our brain to want to eat more.” So that’s my problem. This time I blame Monsanto.