5 Reasons I Am Libertarian

By R. Brownell

5. I Don’t Give a F@#$ About Quail Sex

“Waste”, I hear that word and I automatically think nails to a chalk board. Sometimes when we hear about something that seems at least kind of cool, like space exploration (regardless of the current under-financing of NASA), people usually just jump out with their first gut reaction which is typically “oh cool.” Yet after just a moment of actual thought, logical people then begin to realize that the government is literally taking your money in order to spend it on stupid and unjust projects which straight up slap the Constitution around as if it owes it money (I wanted to do a Chris Brown hitting Rhianna reference but…wait I just did).

Now, it’s easy to certain people to justify throwing money at things that conservatives love, like the military industrial complex, or the liberal love fest celebration of infanticide via Planned Parenthood or the unaffordable Affordable Care Act, but come on; I want to meet someone that can argue on behalf of funding a project that investigates the rapist tendencies of quails in Japan. That’s right, you government spends your money to study quail rape. Government shouldn’t be funding anything outside of police, courts, and a military; certainly not anything involving the sex lives of birds.