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by Josh Guckert Comedy legend Dave Chappelle recently did a show in New York City and took on the major topics of the day. He said that he thought “Black Lives Matter” is a “terrible slogan” and that “enough is enough” (as coined by NBA Player Dwyane Wade) would be a better one. Chappelle also poked…
5 Ways the Government is Like a Crazy Girlfriend
#5. She Resorts to Ridiculous Hyperboles A self-respecting man must do what’s right, even if it is unpopular or will no go well with his girlfriend. Sometimes you must call out your partner’s abusive and anti-social behavior. Don’t be surprised if she labels you a “jerk”, “asshole”, or “douchebag” for having the courage to stand…
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Local Community Upset Over ‘White Privilege’ Essay Contest
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By Amber Randall A town in Connecticut is not pleased with a recent student essay contest with the theme: “white privilege.” Residents from the majority-white Westport, Connecticut have called the question offensive, reports the New York Post. Many have said that it incorrectly implies that race is important in the community….
TSA Saves Airline Passengers from Vicious Bear Attack
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