Okay, not really, but she got damn close. IJReview’s Benny Johnson recently unearthed an old gridiron video in which then-First Lady Hillary Clinton does her best job of aping a Southern accent (spoiler alert: It’s awful) while pretending to be Forrest Gump. The humor in the skit is about as hard to find as most…

Tyranny In Texas!  A man was detained and cited in Beaumont dressed as a banana and carrying an AK47 with a 50-round drum magazine yesterday. Follow TLR on Google+ Motorists called in the authorities when they saw the banana shaped man with the gun on his back and the barrel pointing down. Derek Poe, the…