By: Laura Meyers
Let’s dump Trump. Let’s dump him into a swimming pool made in China, full of Mexicans and intellectual businesswomen and let his toupee burn by the flames of liberty.
In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Presidential candidate Donald Trump made an ass out of himself (again) when he made derogatory comments about fellow Republican Presidential candidate, Carly Fiorina.
“Look at that face!” he cried. “Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!” The laughter grows halting and faint behind him. “I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not s’posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?”
Ahem. Carly could wipe her fit, little booty with your toupee if she wanted to, Trump. Man up and learn how to criticize people’s policies instead of their identities.
Also, her face is beautiful.
I think Trump has a problem with successful women. Remember when he suggested Fox News’ Megyn Kelly had “blood coming out of her wherever” simply because she asked him hard questions in the first Republican debate?
Yeah, it takes more than a couple Midol to have the patience for you Mr. Trump. And I’m not even PMS-ing!
If Trump thinks that the physical appearance of Fiorina’s face alone makes her unfit for The White House, what does he think makes him fit for it? If his standards of presidential quality are so shallow, does he bring any true substance himself?
If we’re judging faces, you wouldn’t make the cut either, Trump. But if we’re judging policy, Carly looks pretty damn good in the Oval Office while you wouldn’t even make City Council in small town America, Donny boy.