By: Laura Meyers Senator Rand Paul is different, yeah he’s different. He’s the most hipster 2016 presidential candidate for his trendy political policies, not falling under either party’s stereotypical policy alignment. I’m surprised he wasn’t invited as an opener at Coachella this year. 1. He dresses down because he’s chill Rand has upset the big…
By: Laura Meyers Mark Dice is at it again. Equipped with an Obama shirt and clipboard, Dice persuades beachgoers in San Diego to sign a petition to nuke Russia in order to maintain America’s superpower. “Launching a pre-emptive nuclear strike against Russia is one of the only things we can do to maintain our superiority,…
By: Laura Meyers Hillary Clinton is the kind of person that walks into a bar, asks for the gluten-free menu and orders sparkling water in a chilled glass with thirteen pieces of crushed ice. Here are 5 of the diva’s most demanding moments: 1. University speaking fees Mrs. Clinton’s speaking contracts have been under harsh scrutiny recently……
Double standards are funny things. Internet pranksters produced a video showing what happens when a cute girl takes someone’s food and starts eating it in a social experiment that’s going viral around the web. The producers juxtapose this situation with a black guy, who does the same thing as the cute girl, with a totally…
By: Laura Meyers A 19-year-old dumbass was arrested last week for pretending to be a Pennsylvania state trooper and setting up a drunk-driving checkpoint- complete with road flares, a pair of handcuffs, pistol, and portable police scanner… while drunk. You gotta give him props for being a highly functional drunk, though. Troopers say the suspect,…
By: Laura Meyers It was a conspiracy all along. Hitler’s not dead! He just moved to the city and took the midnight train going anywhere but Auschwitz. Imgur posted, “Just a normal guy, working nein to five…” On a related note… this cat also looks like Adolf Hitler.
By: Laura Meyers The problem with progressives having mouths is that sometimes they open. And when they do, they blame you and everyone else for the amount of CO2 inside of it. They want you to ride your bike to work, shut down your factory, and stop eating beef so the cows will stop pooping…
By Ivan Plis A man in the Russian city of Prokopyevsk got drunk Wednesday and tried to take a selfie with a statue of Bolshevik leader Vladimir Lenin, destroying it in the process. According to local outlet FlashSiberia, witnesses say the 30-year-old man tried to hang on the plaster statue’s outstretched arm, which could not support his weight and came crashing…
By Ivan Plis Vitaly Mutko is Russia’s Minister of Sport, Tourism and Youth. You’d think that dealing with FIFA, the infamously corrupt soccer organization, means he speaks pretty good English. You’d be wrong. Back in 2010, he gave a speech that helped Russia win hosting duties for the 2018 World Cup, insisting that he would…
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