By: Laura Meyers For the past week, progressives have been scrambling to decide whether or not Rachel Dolezal’s fake black identity is acceptable into the trans movement or not. But recently, someone on the left took the first step. MSBNC’s host Melissa Harris-Perry suggested that Dolezal might be, what is now a thing, trans-racial. “But is…
By R. Brownell Texas Governor Greg Abbott has just signed into law a bill that will create the nation’s first state level gold depository, but in order to start, Texas will repatriate $1 billion in gold from the Federal Reserve. “Today I signed HB 483 to provide a secure facility for the State of Texas,…
By: Laura Meyers If you can’t say anything nice, you shouldn’t say anything at all. Especially if you’re in Virginia and you want to keep your money. The Arlington, Virginia Police Department recently adopted the new city code, which simply enforces the state-wide ban on curse words in public, making the offense a Code 4…
By: Laura Meyers No one promotes civil discourse more than raging social justice warriors. There’s always gotta be that one feminazi at the party. Without them, who would write all the blogs that no one reads and call you a bigot when you open the door for them but don’t buy them dinner? 1. Amanda Marcotte Amanda is…
By: Laura Meyers In case you didn’t know, the right to peacefully assemble is super sexy. So sexy that an Austrian brothel is offering free sex as their “summer special” in a protest against unfair taxation. “We are not paying taxes any more. Effective immediately: Free Entrance! Free Drinks! Free Sex!” says the brothel’s website. Prostitution…
By: Laura Meyers Senator David Leyonhjelm, the only elected official of the Liberal Democratic Party in Australia, just released the party’s new Hurt Feelings Complaint Form. And it hit ’em right in the feels. The form, introduced on Facebook from the party’s page, was attached with the following message: In response to a rising level…
By: Laura Meyers Comedian John Oliver’s latest episode was about torture. He conscripted actress Helen Mirren to read the worst parts of the US Torture Report that was released last year like they’re out of a children’s bedtime story. My favorite part is when she reads: “Majid Kahn’s ‘Lunch Tray’ consisting of hummus, pasta with sauce,…
By R. Brownell Obie the Walrus, a beloved SeaWorld attraction, passed away on June 10th, 2015. The reason for Obie’s sudden demise? Well, SeaWorld killed him obviously! Or at least that’s what PETA would have you think as the radical progressive, animal rights group broadcast to the world shortly after Obie’s death. According to the San…
By: Laura Meyers A restaurant in Pittsburgh banned tipping and decided instead to pay servers a salary with extensive benefits. The result? They tripled their profit margin. Bar Marco, founder Bobby Fry, is a progressive entrepreneur with new ideas that are challenging the status quo of restaurant operations. Marco’s restaurant has 26 workers on staff that are…
By: Laura Meyers There are two things that Santa Ana police officers hate: marijuana dispensaries and nubs. Footage from a recent marijuana dispensary raid shows officers eating pot candy, throwing darts, and joking about a woman’s amputated leg after they thought they had destroyed all the store’s cameras. The video shows an officer stuffing something into his mouth…