By: Laura Meyers
If you can’t say anything nice, you shouldn’t say anything at all. Especially if you’re in Virginia and you want to keep your money.
The Arlington, Virginia Police Department recently adopted the new city code, which simply enforces the state-wide ban on curse words in public, making the offense a Code 4 misdemeanor. The fine for using colorful language could cost up to $250.
City officials say the code is necessary after the police department reported making 664 arrests for public inebriation and potty mouthers in 2014.
The Washingtonian reports:
Arlingtonians who don’t want to replace their bawdy slang with namby-pamby minced oaths can go elsewhere in the region. While the District bans abusive language designed to provoke a physical response from another individual, it does not prohibit casual profanity. Maryland also offers safe harbor to the salty-tongued, except for Rockville, where the city charter reads, “person may not profanely curse and swear or use obscene language upon or near any street, sidewalk or highway within the hearing of persons passing by, upon or along such street, sidewalk or highway.”
In the meantime, here’s a list of 140 alternative words to use instead of cuss words if you don’t want to be fined out your arse by the state:
- #@%!
- Arse
- Batask
- Bologna
- Beeotch
- Bullspit
- Burn/Burned
- Booty
- Bum
- Bummer
- Balderdash
- Blangdang
- Blankety-blank
- Blast/Blasted
- Bleep/Bleepin
- Bloomin
- Blow(s)
- Bite(s)
- Brat/Bratty
- Cheese and Crackers
- Cheese and Rice
- Cheeses
- Cheesitz
- Chit
- Chafed
- Chaps
- Crud
- Crabcakes
- Crabby
- Crapola
- Crappity
- Crimeny
- Dastardly
- Dipstick
- Doggone
- Dump truck
- Darn/Darnit
- Dag Gummit
- Dag Nabit
- Dang/Dangit
- Drat
- Eff/Effin
- Egad
- Flip/Flippin
- Fudge
- Farging
- Fiddle Sticks
- Freak/Freaking
- Frack/Fracking
- Frazzle-rackin
- Frig/Friggin
- Frick/Fricking
- Fragdaggle
- Flunkin’
- Gobbledygook
- Goodness
- Good Grief
- Good Gravy
- Gosh
- Garsh
- God Bless America
- Gul Durnit
- Gobb Dash it
- Gadzooks
- Heck
- H-E-double hockey sticks
- Hay (what the hay)
- Hogwash
- Holy Cow
- Holy Frijoles
- Holy Shibblets
- Horse Pucky
- Holy Mother
- Hockey Puck
- Huffy
- Hush
- Ice hole (farging-ice hole)
- Jeez
- Jiminy Crickits
- Judas Priest
- Kawabunga
- Lint Licker
- Malarkey
- Man/Oh Man
- Monkey Flunker
- Mother of Pearl
- Mother Fathers
- Mothersmucker
- Mother blanker
- My Word
- Nuckin Futs
- OMGsh
- Pete’s Sake
- Piddle
- Pluck it
- Poo/Poop/Poopy
- Peeves/Peeved
- Rice cakes
- Hopping
- Ram Rod
- Rackafratz
- Rassa-frazzin
- Shush
- Snassa-frazzin
- Sunny Beach
- Snit
- Snitch
- Steaming
- Shiatsu
- Sheesh
- Shitaki mushrooms
- Swear to Christmas
- Stuff yourself
- Shoot
- Snap
- Shat
- Shut The Front Door
- Son of a Mother Trucker
- Sheesh
- Shnikes
- Shiznit
- Shucks
- Son of a Gun
- Son of a Mother
- Son of a biscuit eater
- Sons a’ Guns
- Sufferin Succotash
- Sucks
- Stinks
- Sunny Beach
- Shamalama
- Ticked (off)
- Tater Sauce
- Troll
- Tool
- What-the
- Weenie
- Who-ha
- Wu-wu
- Witch
And here’s how they should be used.
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