You Will Respect Their Authori-tah! WASHINGTON, D.C. – Dramatic footage emerged of an officer harassing and beating a store clerk who he threatened to “say something else”. The clerk replied, “something else”. The officer then began choking and restraining the clerk before arresting him for assault. Officer Clinton Turner has pleaded guilty of simple assault…
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – A federal appeals court is considering a lawsuit filed by parents of three former high school students who were ordered to remove their American flag shirts on Cinco De Mayo. The Live Oak High School had been struggling with racial tensions at the time and wanted to alleviate some of the…
Peeping Police Pushing Sex Stings LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Charles Couch is suing the the city of Manhattan Beach after an incident occurred where he was tackled, choked and arrested for helping a disabled boy using the restroom. Police reportedly released his name and photograph, making him a target before he could be convicted on…
A rare glimpse of government competence DNEPROPETROVSK, UKRAINE – The special police unit ‘Falcon’ from the Ukraine performed a daring raid on three attackers who took a man hostage and had demanded a ransom of $50,000 dollars. The Falcon unit took out the attackers with lightning speed, rescuing the victim from his torturers who threatened…
Women Recorded Using Bathroom, Disrobing on Camera by Male Guards Puyallup, WA – Nearly two dozen women have come forward to report that they were being recorded taking their clothes off during incarceration at the Puyallup city jail in Washington. Many of them did not know they were being recorded and watched by male guards at…
This Land Is Mine Nina Paley produced a beautiful animated history of the land of Israel, Palestine, Canaan and the Levant. Her work examines the region’s cultural past, using drawings of the people who have lived… and conquered there. But to whom does the region historically belong? Using the music of Andy Williams, Paley’s video…
Reports of Online Death Threats Aimed at Ted Cruz & Others An Internet user by the name of Troy Gilmore Jr. (Twitter handle @ArmyVet54) called for Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) to be attackeed, saying that he, “needs to be taken out the F*cker [sic] and Heritage Action Grp, Freedom Way [sic] and all Tea party b*stards they caused…
Residents of Alaskan Town Pondering Regime Change Stubbs is a 16-year-old cat who has been through quite a bit in his life. As the Mayor of the Alaskan town of Talkeetna, his responsibilities have taken him on quite a few adventures. Stubbs survived an assassination attempt, jumped off a moving garbage truck, fell into a…
“These are the domestic enemies.” Representative Steve Cohen (D-TN) appeared on MSNBC to label Tea Party Republicans as “domestic enemies” for opposing the budget deal. “They think they are somehow umm… like… it was all talked in military terms. They think they are some kind of guerrillas there to strike a blow for freedom,” he…
Former U.S. Vice-president Dick Cheney appeared on 60 minutes to discuss his physical health. He revealed during the interview that he feared that terrorists might kill him wirelessly by activating his heart defibrillator, and he asked his doctor to turn it off. Years later Cheney would see an episode of the Showtime series Homeland where…