What is the deal with diversity? Famed comedian Jerry Seinfeld sat down for an interview with Buzzfeed to talk about comedy and was asked a question about whether diversity in comedy. The host of the interview pointed out that much of the audience was white males, causing Seinfeld to bristle and look around saying, “Take…
Army of Palpable Bitchery Worse Than Annie Wilkes Descends On King Poor Stephen King used the wrong words when he criticized the unconfirmed allegations of sexual assault by filmmaker Woody Allen. King tweeted about the allegations against Allen saying: “Boy, I’m stumped on that one. I don’t like to think it’s true, and there’s an…
Did you hear about the government snow? Last week citizens across the South were freaking out because they thought that the snow wasn’t melting when they held their lighters up next to it. People were quick to claim that the government was creating chemical snow to distract us from tyranny. One commenter wrote: Some skeptics tie…
A Cautionary Tale FORT MYERS, FL – Two good Samaritans were trying to do a kid a favor when they suddenly found themselves the victims of an attempted armed robbery. But these two weren’t just about to turn the other cheek. They decided to get all biblical on his sorry a**. Follow TLR on Google+…
The Seattle Seahawks coasted to an easy victory over the Denver Broncos yesterday in a Super Bowl that was mostly uninteresting due to it being an absolute blowout. The most interesting part of the game actually came after when a 9/11 truther hijacked a microphone from MVP Malcolm Smith and said “Investigate 9/11, and 9/11 was…
Sad news this weekend that Philip Seymour Hoffman died from an apparent heroin overdose. Sources confirmed that Hoffman was found with a needle in his arm and bags of the drug with a street name of “Ace of Spades.” Police have reported multiple deaths in recent months from a cocktail that contains both heroin and…
Fox News host Bill O’Reilly sat down for an intense interview with President Barack Obama. In an expansive interview covering the IRS, Obamacare, Benghazi and more, O’Reilly grilled the president on his policies as commander in chief.
Does This Count For The Darwin Awards? PORTLAND, OR – In a case that’s sure to make you laugh, cringe and forward to your friends, an armed gunman has gotten his comeuppance after he shot himself in the gonads. Follow TLR on Google+ Joseph Johnson was arrested and booked into the Multnomah County jail, charged…
TMZ is reporting that GPS records from Justin Bieber’s rented Lamborghini show that there was no evidence of any drag racing, contrary to police reports. Miami beach cops claimed that they noticed Bieber drag racing, which was the pretext for stopping and arresting him, saying that he was going between 55 and 60 miles per…
Would Amnesty Really Be All That Bad For The GOP? Senator Ted Cruz lashed out at Republicans for supporting a path to citizenship for illegal immigrants. Cruz thinks a bipartisan push to grant amnesty would destroy Republicans chances at retaking the senate in 2014. “Right now, Republican leadership in both chambers is aggressively urging members…