11 Things That Will Make You The Biggest Rand Paul Fanboy Ever

Daily Show anchor Jon Stewart lampooned President Obama’s “Oh, sh*t” moment after the release of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. “You know what, fine,” Stewart said. “It’s a difficult story, it’s complex, we don’t need to make a big deal out of this. It’s not like the administration is gonna make a big Rose Garden announcement, bring…

7.) Avoid Libertarian U-haul Syndrome Heterosexual libertarians make lesbians seem like commitment phobes. Ladies who fancy ladies know of which I speak. You met a few weeks ago at ISFLC. Now you have changed your Facebook status to “In a Relationship [Mr. Right Now].” Your official head shot is the two of you in a…