“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” -H.L. Mencken Late night comedian Jimmy Kimmel pulled a President’s Day prank on Monday telling people that Franklin Delano Roosevelt died in order to get their reactions. “There are a lot of presidents who we…
Yesterday our readers at The Libertarian Republic sent us a video of a man cooking bacon on the tip of his rifle. They demanded we share it with you, or lose their readership forever. We don’t respond kindly to threats in general, but this time we decided to cave because this video is just so…
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By Katie Frates Kellyanne Conway, President Donald Trump’s special adviser, used to do stand-up comedy. Someone unearthed a Nov. 26, 1998 video of Conway, 31 at the time, cracking jokes and uploaded it to C-SPAN Sunday. They didn’t give it a very nice title, either: “Kellyanne Terrible Kellyanne Fitzpatrick/Conway attempts comedy…
Obama’s Speech Underwhelms Audience After watching sickening sycophants chant Obama’s name during a DNC speech last month, it seemed Obama fever was alive and well. Yet a recent joint news conference in the Netherlands indicates that the hope and change president’s appeal is waning, at least abroad. After stammering through a speech riddled with repetitive…
“Shut the f**k up and let me kiss you!” The Onion Magazine is known as America’s finest news source, and for good reason. The satirical news website has shamed presidents, popes and kings with their hilarious coverage of world events from the angle of the absurd. Their latest news report details New York’s controversial new…
Quoting old movies is fun, particularly when they involve surreality. Government functions are almost entirely surreal, but quoting them is rarely fun … unless Trump is somehow involved. Love him or loathe him or something in between, he’s brought fun quotes back to self-governance. And with them come the witch hunts. There are ways to…
