5. The Faker
aka “what has anyone ever done for me!?!?!?”
Some people just want to be jerks. That is perfectly ok, but no one likes hypocrites. In every town across America, there is that one dude always willing to criticize those less fortunate than him and never willing to help their neighbor. Let this person tell you how “he owes no one anything!” as you look into their eyes and see the giant pool of public schooled, federal aid granted, business subsidized, social security receiving load of lies they really are. Not everyone hates a jerk, but everyone hates a hypocrite who spouts ideology one second about free markets and then goes and demands the government give him more free stuff.