“I am so sick of February. It’s the shortest month but it sure doesn’t feel that way.” -Toby Flenderson, “The Office” I’ve never much cared for native St. Louisan T.S. Eliot. Come to think of it, I’ve never cared much for any modernist poets or modern “artists.” The only class I ever dropped in college…
7. “That’s right, man. Now we got the war on drugs. Bullsh*t. The war on drugs is bullsh*t. Just another way to get more mother f*ckers in jail. That’s all it is. That’s all it is.”
My Long, Strange Trip to Liberty or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Laissez-faire by Chris Morrill My evolution into a libertarian took place in three phases: Phase 1: Confused Childhood Dixiecrat I grew up in southeast Missouri, a place so uniformly conservative that anyone to the left of our native son…
By Ivan Plis A man in the Russian city of Prokopyevsk got drunk Wednesday and tried to take a selfie with a statue of Bolshevik leader Vladimir Lenin, destroying it in the process. According to local outlet FlashSiberia, witnesses say the 30-year-old man tried to hang on the plaster statue’s outstretched arm, which could not support his weight and came crashing…
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By Kody Fairfield Rep. Maxine Waters (D., Calif.) said on Tuesday that she never called for the impeachment of President Donald Trump, but her past statements show that is not the case, reports the Washington Free Beacon. “I have not called for impeachment,” Waters told MSNBC’s Craig Melvin. “You said I’m…
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” -H.L. Mencken Late night comedian Jimmy Kimmel pulled a President’s Day prank on Monday telling people that Franklin Delano Roosevelt died in order to get their reactions. “There are a lot of presidents who we…