Here is my wishlist for 2016…
- The Federal Reserve gets audited.
- More states legalize marijuana.
- PG County in Maryland repeals its ban on pit bulls.
- Lindsey Graham resigns.
- Man buns go out of fashion.
- Bernie Sanders supports learn basic economics.
- Donald Trump learns the benefits of free trade.
- Ugg boots die a slow and painful death.
- More states repeal gun waiting periods.
- …And stupid bans on “scary” looking guns.
- Rand Paul gets bolder and talks more about libertarian issues.
- The troops are finally brought home!
- Social justice warriors become completely irrelevant.
- Women’s eyebrows stop looking like sharpie caterpillars.
- Birth control pills become available over the counter.
- Obama finally admits ObamaCare has been a disaster.
- I get to eat tacos without being accused of cultural appropriation.
- Uber is legalized everywhere.
- The NSA stops reading my junk.
- I can go to the airport without going through a radiation scanner or being touched.
- The legal immigration system stops being a complete mess.
- There’s a sequel to Heavy Weights… great movie.
- Edward Snowden gets to safety come back to the U.S.
- Lena Dunham cuts the crap.
- Someone not horrible becomes president. lol jk not going to happen.
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