“The more you understand herb, the more you understand Rasta.” -Bob Marley A boat filled with 80 pounds of weed flipped over onto a nude beach in Santa Cruz, California. The boat was on a trip from Mexico to the United States, presumably to bring happiness and joy to the locals when tragedy struck the…
“I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death.” ― Alexandre Dumas, The Three Musketeers NASHVILLE, TN – Franco Scaramuzza had just finished coaching a fencing class when, still wearing his breeches and carrying his sword, he spotted a robbery in progress. Two ne’er-do-wells were pepper spraying and looting a lady in the parking lot. Scaramuzza…
Eccentric Brazilian rich guy Chiquinho Scarpa buried his Bentley vehicle in his backyard after seeing a documentary about the Egyptian pharaohs. His car, valued around $500K, received a full funeral and wreath before being entombed due to Scarpa’s belief that it could follow him into the afterlife. The god-kings of ancient Egypt famously had their earthly…
Jason Morgan of the University of Wisconsin-Madison is a Ph.D. student who is objecting to his school’s mandatory diversity training. The first lesson he ever attended included a lecture by the teacher who stated that he and the entire class were all racists. The next session he was scheduled to take was a lesson on…
The thief is off to the great gangbang in the sky, depending on your theology CORPUS CHRISTI, TX – Texas shopkeeper Rodney Duve gunned down a 39-year-old known gang member when he came and robbed his store. The gangbanger was killed instantly on his way out the door, two beer cases in hand. Duve was…
Protip: If you steal an iPad, don’t take selfies right after the heist. BOCA RATON, FL – Police are on the hunt for a woman who allegedly stole an iPad and then took pictures of herself that were broadcast to the Internet. They have lots of leads considering that as soon as the woman took…
An incredible video has emerged showing a man crushing a pack of bikers in New York City with his Range Rover. The driver was surrounded by motorcycle riders during an annual event that has now been canceled thanks to the incident. Police are reporting that the bikers started to damage the vehicle after it accidentally…
REDMOND, WA – On the day Eric Lehtinen‘s divorce was to be final, his wife came home to find him… and her 4-year-old son, overdosed on heroin. According to police, the wife knew he had a history as a heroin addict and dealer, but left them alone anyway while she went for a job…
Authorities in Ohio County, Kentucky believe that a woman’s hybrid wolf-dogs ate her body after she died. Patricia Ritz had faced several animal cruelty charges in the past. She had been charged in 1986 with owning over 50 dogs and was the first of many subsequent violations. In 1999 she was found with 184 dogs….
A robber’s gun failing to go off repeatedly may be the only reason several people are still alive. Justin Joseph walked into a Ft. Worth, Texas McDonald’s and pulled out a gun at employees and families demanding they turn over their money. He began pulling the trigger, which did nothing but make a clicking noise….