By: Laura Meyers White people are crazy. Dr. (and I use that title lightly) Adam Kotsko, a professor at Shimer College in Chicago, Illinois, thinks that all white people have been “complicit” in slavery, and should therefore “commit mass suicide” as reparation. He also continues to suggest that white people only exist in order to…
By: Laura Meyers What do you do when your bankrupt city government is literally throwing your money away? An Arizona man, David Zorehkey, discovered 14 checks in the dumpster last week, totaling more than $70,000 and made out to the City of Phoenix, AZ. Zorehkey said that he stopped by a City of Phoenix parking garage…
By: Ryan Carrillo An alien monitoring Earth’s communications might be led to believe that the female gender has it pretty rough. Stories of rampant sexual assault on college campuses, pay discrimination, professional discrimination, disproportionate amount of men as business and political leaders, and horribly sexist language being used to describe women like ‘bossy.’ Those assumptions by…
By: Laura Meyers In an interview on Yahoo News with Ted Cruz, Katie Couric suggested that Cruz’s presidential campaign may suffer based on the fact that he was born in Canada. Cruz then rocks her world by reminding her that it was Hillary Clinton’s campaign in 2008 that sparked the anti-Obama Birther movement. And she…
By: Laura Meyers A mentally deranged mother took her 3-year-old son to the park and pushed him in a swing during a cold rain. When police discovered the pair 2 days later, the boy’s mother was still swinging her son’s dead body in that same swing. Officers attempted to remove the boy from the swing and perform first…
By: Laura Meyers Cheers to the pussification of the human race. New Zealand is now the most recent country to censor free speech on the Internet, preventing Tumblr trolls and cyber-bullies from being jerks to people online. The country passed a bill called the Harmful Digital Communications Bill, in hopes of abetting cyber-bullying. The bill would censor posts…
By: Laura Meyers You know what’s super gay? When Christians ostracize gays. A hardware shop owner in east Tennessee posted a “NO GAYS ALLOWED” sign on the front window of his store this week in response to the Supreme Court ruling in favor of gay marriage. Do gays even go to hardware stores anyway? Jeff…
Paul May Lag Behind Now, But Better Numbers Could Be Ahead by Josh Guckert As the country moves to within 200 days of the Iowa Caucuses, political spectators are becoming more eager to anoint a front-runner on the Republican side. Many libertarians have been anxious to see Rand Paul make a move in the polls to position…
By R. Brownell Jumping in with other 2016 contenders who already commented on South Carolina’s decision to bring down the southern cross (the Confederacy’s former battle flag), former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush threw in his two cents about the south’s old “Stars and Bars”: “The symbols were racist,” Bush reportedly said. “If you’re trying to…
By R. “baby you’re a firework!” Brownell Global celebrity and pop singer (beloved even by North Korean leader Kim Jong Un) recently decided to purchase a former convent outside Los Angeles for $14.5 million. An issue occurred when the sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary told Archbishop Jose Gomez that a local restaurant owner…