“Only 15% of the government is actually shut down.” Anyone miss it? Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) appeared on CNN with Erin Burnett on Wednesday to discuss the government shutdown. Senator Paul claims that the president will not come and negotiate over the issue of funding the government with concessions to Republicans on Obamacare. Paul was…
The FBI arrested Ross Ulbricht, the owner and operator of the famous “Silk Road” website on Tuesday. Ulbricht 29-years old and was living in San Francisco when he was captured for running one of the biggest underground drug markets on the Internet. By some estimates he was making around $80 million in 2 years. Silk…
NEW YORK – A helicopter drone crash landed in New York on Monday during the evening rush hour. A citizen found the wreckage and recovered the memory card in order to determine where it came from. The copter drone reportedly weighed around three pounds and could have done serious damage if it had hit a…
A National Disgrace Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) appeared on Fox News today to chastise government officials who used a bulldozer to block people from being able to enter the World War 2 monument. The drastic measure was taken after a group of WW2 veterans stormed the barricades yesterday to visit their monument after it had been…
Xiao Feng from Huaxi, China was taken to the hospital after his parents noticed his stomach had become so enlarged that he couldn’t breathe. X-rays revealed that Feng was carrying the undeveloped fetus of his twin brother inside his stomach. He was diagnosed as pregnant and then rushed to the emergency room where he gave…
He fought the law… and he won! Randy Bailey‘s family has owned Bailey’s Brake Service in Mesa, AZ since the early 1970s. Randy purchased the store with his own savings from his father in 1995, and hopes one day to pass the shop, which has earned the loyalty of hundreds of customers, to his own…
“The more you understand herb, the more you understand Rasta.” -Bob Marley A boat filled with 80 pounds of weed flipped over onto a nude beach in Santa Cruz, California. The boat was on a trip from Mexico to the United States, presumably to bring happiness and joy to the locals when tragedy struck the…
MSNBC host Mara Schiavocampo produced a television segment where she attempted to enroll in Obamacare on the morning of its launch. Let’s just say, it didn’t go so well. Plagues of glitches and errors were reported all day as people were trying unsuccessfully to sign up for socialized medicine benefits. Schiavocampo was put on hold for…
MSNBC host Chris Matthews forced the right-wing universe to do a double-take when he stated, “I think Ted Cruz is brilliant.” Matthews was referring to Cruz’s strategy to battle Obamacare, seemingly praising the Texas senator even after calling him a political terrorist a day before. From The Blaze: “The president has met his match in…
AUSTIN, TX – A Travis County grand jury declined to indict Officer Justin Boehm in an incident that occurred May 8th where Boehm shot at a man during a routine traffic stop. Officer Boehm was very clear in his instructions to James Barton, not to exit the vehicle, but Barton could not hear the officer properly….