Parents with small children rejoice! Miraculous manufacturer Blizzident has a magnificent new method of managing your mouth’s hygiene! A new 3D-printed toothbrush has been invented that looks like a mouth guard you’d wear for sports. By biting down on the device and grinding your teeth, it cleans your whole set of pearly whites at the same…
Kentucky’s Dynamic Duo Overheard Discussing Battle Strategy Kentucky Senators Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell were overheard discussing the government shutdown, and the GOP strategy to force a compromise. Senator Paul is overheard relating to McConnell how the Democrats have put themselves in a bad position due to their unwillingness to compromise. Republicans have put themselves…
This is your head. This is your head after being beaten with a frying pan. Any questions? BOSTON, MA – A Boston woman gave a would-be-rapist a taste of swift justice when she beat her attacker off with a frying pan. The suspect allegedly held the woman at knifepoint after tricking her to go back…
Mr. President! Tear down this wall! Representative James Lankford (R-OK) appeared on Fox News to discuss the government shutdown and the ensuing backlash against the Obama administrations tactics of shutting down open-air monuments. The furor over the closing of memorials has risen to a fever pitch in recent days when veterans of World War II…
He’s the kind of hero that America needs! CALIFORNIA – El Segundo Police Officer Armando Rodriguez pulled a woman from a burning car on Sunday, authorities said. Video from the dashcam was released that shows the dramatic rescue on tape where Rodriguez can clearly be seen rushing towards the flaming vehicle and pulling the woman…
Without government, who would help the underprivileged? HARRISVILLE, UT – Kristen Smith and Kaitlyn Ford have been furiously picking pears since the start of the government shutdown. The two sisters wanted to assist locals in their community who are underprivileged. They had heard that the government shutdown would be hurting Women Infants and Children, so…
“Only 15% of the government is actually shut down.” Anyone miss it? Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) appeared on CNN with Erin Burnett on Wednesday to discuss the government shutdown. Senator Paul claims that the president will not come and negotiate over the issue of funding the government with concessions to Republicans on Obamacare. Paul was…
The FBI arrested Ross Ulbricht, the owner and operator of the famous “Silk Road” website on Tuesday. Ulbricht 29-years old and was living in San Francisco when he was captured for running one of the biggest underground drug markets on the Internet. By some estimates he was making around $80 million in 2 years. Silk…
NEW YORK – A helicopter drone crash landed in New York on Monday during the evening rush hour. A citizen found the wreckage and recovered the memory card in order to determine where it came from. The copter drone reportedly weighed around three pounds and could have done serious damage if it had hit a…
A National Disgrace Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) appeared on Fox News today to chastise government officials who used a bulldozer to block people from being able to enter the World War 2 monument. The drastic measure was taken after a group of WW2 veterans stormed the barricades yesterday to visit their monument after it had been…