National Polls Show Overwhelming Support For Full Legalization PORTLAND, MAINE – MSNBC’s Martin Bashir took aim at Maine’s Governor Paul LePage for some of his controversial comments about “lazy” workers in his state. During the segment, Bashir segued into an interesting conversation about the nationwide legalization of Marijuana, reporting that 58% of American citizens believe…
School Bullies Teen For Biting Satire “The essence of fandom is to be an uncritical applauder…” -Christopher Hitchens RITTMAN, OH – A junior football player was suspended for criticizing his team in a poem that he wrote for class. The poem entitled “Stupid,” was satire on the team’s 1-7 season. The principal determined that the…
Not Very Good Judgment From Local Judge BRAZIL, IN – An 11-year-old boy was treated for minor injuries after being bitten by a police dog when officers planted drugs on him for a public safety demonstration. The child was taking part in a planned exercise where police planted small amounts of drugs on children in order…
Dear America, You have no idea how good you’ve still got it. I mean, you lucky bastards had like no government for two whole weeks! Ok, fine, I realise it was only a “partial shutdown”, but hey – if I could partially impede the devil I totally would. It’s a step in the right direction after all. But…
Liberal Outrage! MSNBC host Rachel Maddow took aim at the Tea Party, claiming that there are “echoes of the Confederacy” in the movement. She discussed what she sees as the rise of neoconfederates in the Republican party. WATCH: GOP is a ‘Confederacy of Hate’ all about Secession and Nullification “It is an interesting question,” Maddow…
Dare To Keep Cops With Guns Away From Kids CHINO, CA – An eight-year-old boy is in the hospital after accidentally discharging a rifle that a police officer brought to school for a public safety talk. Two children suffered minor injuries at Newman Elementary School when the AR-15 style weapon was left loaded within reach…
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton received a harsh heckle at a recent event on Wednesday night. A person stands up and shouts at Clinton, “Benghazi, you let them die!” “We have to be willing to come together as citizens to focus on the kind of future we want, which doesn’t include yelling. It includes sitting…
History Tells Us That We Need To Watch The Watchers Several major Hollywood celebrities put together a public service video to educate and inform citizens about the need to rein in mass surveillance by the U.S. Government. Top names such as Will Wheaton, Maggie Gyllenhall, Oliver Stone, John Cusack and others team up with Daniel…
Comedian Calls For Socialism, And He’s Not Joking “The plans may differ, the planners are all alike.” -Frederic Bastiat Famed comedian Russell Brand has taken a step into the political sphere and become an editor at The New Statesman magazine. His new political agenda he says is a “socialist egalitarian system” involving a “massive redistribution of…
Does Chris Matthews Have A Clue? MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews took aim at the Grand Old Party, likening their struggle to the Confederates at Bull Run. He points a finger at the Republicans for their dreams of secession and nullification. The battle cry for limited government is a rebel yell generated from a ‘Confederacy of…