WOODBRIDGE, VA – Virginia State Police unveiled a new mobile application aimed at helping citizens inform police when someone might be involved in suspicious activity. What do they want people to report? “Suspicious photography, vehicles or people in places that just look ‘out of place,’” explained Maj. Rick Jenkins. The VSP want people to be their…
FAWN GROVE, PA – A fifth grader was suspended for violating a school’s zero tolerance policy on weapons when he pretended that he was shooting a bow and arrow. Johnny Jones, 10, was suspended and threatened with expulsion from South Eastern Middle School when a teacher sent him to the principal for a “firearms related” incident….
XUZHOU, CHINA – A man jumped to his death after a heated argument with his girlfriend who insisted on going to another clothes shop. Tao Hsiao, 38, was seen jumping to his death from a balcony at a shopping mall after a five-hour shopping trip with his girlfriend. Hsiao was already loaded with more bags…
Saturday Night Live’s players have taken the proverbial cane to MSNBC’s Al Sharpton, lampooning him for his unquestioning allegiance to President Obama. Actor Paul Rudd makes an appearance to play the part of a sycophantic writer from the Huffington Post called “Paul Douche-t”.
The White House’s chief mouthpiece, MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry took to the airwaves to defend Obamacare by comparing the word to the racial epithet “ni**er.” Perry says, “I want to talk today about a controversial word. It’s a word that has been with us for years. And like it or not, it’s indelibly printed in the pages…
Death to the old world order! Russia Today is reporting on a group of protestors who today toppled the statue of Vladimir Lenin in Kiev’s Bessarabskya Square. Lenin was a mass murderer on the scale of Hitler and Stalin, killing over two million people in the Red Terror. Pro European Union protestors defaced the statue for…
“And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.” Luke 2:10 STOCKTON, CA – A woman with a troubled history of being abused has placed an advertisement seeking to rent a family to love her for the holidays. William Jessup…
GLASTONBURY, CT – Two 17-year-old boys were arrested and charged with misdemeanors when they didn’t act to stop their friend Jane Modlesky from driving while drunk. Modlesky was killed in a fatal accident and police are holding the boys partially responsible. One of the boys had originally been driving the vehicle before making a stop…
ATLANTA, GA – Christopher Ned Kelley is being forced to pay $50k for breaking his promise to marry his fiancée. Georgia state’s court of appeals ruled that Kelley must pay Melissa Cooper because he ruined the relationship. Kelley had given Cooper an engagement ring worth $10,000 already and lived with her for more than a…
Meet the RQ-180 Super-Spy Plane. A sleek new drone has been reported to be flying over the recently declassified Area 51. The spy plane is designed to fly undetected in contested air space over countries such as North Korea, China or Iran. Northrop Grumman’s unmanned RQ-180 has a wingspan of 130 feet, and resides at…