Call It The Jennifer Lawrence Anti-Fat Shaming Act of 2014? In an interview with Barbara Walters on ABC, Jennifer Lawrence expressed her dismay over the more vicious aspects of modern culture. Lawrence. The star of Hunger Games called for law against calling people fat on TV, saying that if we are regulating cigarettes, sex and…
NSA whistleblower and archnemesis of the domestic spymasters Edward Snowden had a good day in court yesterday, and he didn’t even have to appear. Director of the ACLU’s Privacy and Technology department Ben Wizener appeared on CNN to say “this is a good day for Edward Snowden.” Wizener believes that yesterdays court ruling from a…
BRUNSWICK, GA – Glynn County Police officer Kevin Jones‘ tactics were vindicated by the Chief of Police after he was caught on camera smashing a 70-year-old woman’s face into the pavement. Chief Matt Doering ruled that Jones acted reasonably in throwing the woman to the ground while detaining her for allegedly drunk driving. Officer Jones is…
ST. CHARLES COUNTY, MO – Victoria Reinke, 30, a former teacher’s aide won’t spend a day in jail after she pleaded guilty to having sex with one of her students. Missouri’s definition of second-degree statutory rape sets the definition as someone over 21 who sleeps with someone less than 17 years old. Although they met when…
KENT, UK – A class of schoolchildren were evacuated from a swimming pool after someone spotted a prosthetic leg and mistook it for a pedophile. Kings Hill Primary School teachers in Kent spotted the leg sticking out of a cubicle while they were taking their children swimming at a local leisure center. Believing it to…
Bah Humbug! Dana Brock won’t even be getting coal in her stocking this year, or the next 70 years after she was caught stealing Christmas lights. Brock was on the extreme naughty list for multiple arrests and an extensive criminal track record.
Dissident Feminist Camille Paglia‘s new oped in Time Magazine has the feminist world’s metaphorical panties in a bunch for claiming: “It’s a Man’s World, and it Always Will Be.” Known as a feminist “bete noir,” Paglia proudly declares that the modern economy is a “male epic, in which women have found a productive role,” but then…
Daryl Kelly has lost his bid for freedom and will serve his 40 years in prison despite the fact that his daughter admitted to lying about him raping her when she was eight years old. Chaneya Kelly, now 25, says that her then-drug addicted mother, Charade, encouraged her to lie about her father raping her. “She repeatedly…
WAKE COUNTY, NC – Markeith Council was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter after he beat to death a prisoner in full view of security cameras on June 4th, 2013. Shon McClain never woke up from the blunt force trauma brought on by Council’s beating. In a twist of fate, Council was sent to the same correctional…
It’s not The Big Dig, it’s not the Kentucky Kickback, no… it’s Big “Bertha!” SEATTLE, WA – The Libertarian Republic previously reported on the mysterious stoppage of a giant drill in Seattle, Washington. What at first was an interesting story about what may have caused the world’s largest drill to suddenly grind to a…