8 Animals More Annoying Than Social Justice Warriors

3. Nigel Goldsworthy has gold fever Nigel “Hickory” Goldsworthy of Goldendale, Washington called in to a discussion on congressional redistricting to complain that he’s lonely. Why? Well, apparently he’s the only person who lives in Goldendale, and President Obama won’t give him the mining permit needed to prove that there’s gold in them thar hills!…

Saturday Night Live did the nation a favor this past weekend by lampooning President Barack Obama and his healthcare plan. Televising a fake presidential address, the show featured a young woman who was really excited about the implementation. “I am psyched for Obamacare!” she says. “Because now that I have free health care I can get…

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” -H.L. Mencken Late night comedian Jimmy Kimmel pulled a President’s Day prank on Monday telling people that Franklin Delano Roosevelt died in order to get their reactions. “There are a lot of presidents who we…