5 Most Hardcore Libertarian Positions of Gary Johnson

2. Legalize Weed

Gary Johnson is hands down the weed candidate. In between presidential runs, Governor Johnson was the CEO of Cannabis Sativa, a marijuana company which manufactured what he calls the “champagne” of marijuana. He’s for the full legalization of recreational marijuana across the board, though he says he only wants to legalize THAT drug, not ALL drugs. Come on, Governor! We all know that REAL libertarians think you should be able to sell heroin to 5-year-olds. Psh! What a statist.

Governor Johnson says he’ll end the federal government’s war on pot, and to be honest, we’re just glad he’s so damn good on this one issue that we’ll vote for him because of it… unless we get high. Then it’d take something like Pokemon for us to Go to the polls. Namsayin’?