“Shut the f**k up and let me kiss you!” The Onion Magazine is known as America’s finest news source, and for good reason. The satirical news website has shamed presidents, popes and kings with their hilarious coverage of world events from the angle of the absurd. Their latest news report details New York’s controversial new…
Mega Submarine Longer Than a Football Field Found A World War II-era Imperial Japanese Navy mega-submarine type I-400 had been lost since 1946. American forces scuttled the submersible after it was captured and now it’s been rediscovered in 2,300 feet of water off the coast of Oahu. The location of the sub had been in…
Who are you calling statist? Token Libertarian Girl Julie Borowski produced a video that answers some frequently asked questions about libertarians. Is Somalia a libertarian paradise? Are all libertarians anarchists? Are libertarians just Republicans who want to smoke weed? What’s a minarchist? Julie describes libertarians as someone who “wants the government out people’s personal lives…
American Students Producing Mediocre Test Results Students in the United States are falling behind in their reading, science and math scores. From a study of 34 countries, U.S. schoolchildren were 26th in math, 17th in reading and 21st in science. America spends more educating per student than any other country. As government has invested more…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama has announced a coordinated campaign to rally political allies in order to restore confidence in the Affordable Care Act. The president will be returning to a sales mission in order to increase his quarterly returns of sign ups, and attempt to restore what he calls, “private sector velocity,” to the…
Learn Liberty has a new video out that details the extent of ancient legends used in the popular Hunger Games series. The three minute long video compares Katniss to Spartacus, who both are heroes fighting for freedom from oppression and for self-determination. From the video: “Literature and legend often reflect their culture. Some themes, like…
DEER TRAIL, CO – A warning to Amazon’s CEO Jeff Bezos: Don’t fly your drones over Phillip Steel‘s yard in Deer Trail, Colorado. He says he’ll grab his shotgun and, “I would shoot it down, ordinance or no, I would shoot it down.” Deer Trail is considering an ordinance next week that will allow drone hunting, at…
CNN talk show host Piers Morgan believes that President Barack Obama is the “Perfect Physical Specimen,” in a discussion with Judy Smith about her new book Good Self, Bad Self. Smith is a crisis expert, who teaches high-profile clients how to master difficult situations in their life. Smith also weighed in on her thoughts on Toronto…
(This piece is a satiric rebuttal to an article that appeared on Salon called “How to beat libertarians on the economy”) When it comes to debating communists on the future of the American economy, libertarians are at a disadvantage. Communists are united behind a single vision of the ideal economy, while libertarians are divided amongst…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who coined the term “Whacko Bird” referring to Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) is reportedly singing a different tune these days. Despite past disagreements, Senator John McCain (R-AZ) claims that he and Cruz now have a ‘cordial’ relationship. Speaking at a town hall, Senator McCain claims that fighting amongst Republicans has…