7 Everyday Problems You Wouldn’t Have In A Libertarian Republic

6. Getting married

We’re close, but are we all the way there yet? After the recent Supreme Court ruling in favor of gay marriage, a trio in Montana applied for a polygamous marriage license, and were initially denied the right to a license. In a libertarian republic, honey badger don’t care if you have eighteen wives! (I’m picturing a very hairy, lumberjack-esque Hugh Hefner in the depths of the Appalachian mountains with a bunch of babes in yellow bikinis and fur booties with lots and lots of Pomeranians and beer.)