5 Jobs That Only Exist Because People Are Dicks

3. Law Enforcement

Sometimes cops suck. But the only reason cops ever existed and were allowed to suck was because someone else sucked first. Unfortunately, someone has to be the enforcer when we live in a world where there are people who deserve to have law enforced upon them. And Denzel Washington can’t be everywhere at once. So thanks to the Popo for helping out. But when it comes to that speeding ticket you gave me, I think you were being the jerk in that situation. But that’s just me.