5 Jobs That Only Exist Because People Are Dicks

2. Military

First, there was the asshole. Then, there was the military to protect oneself from the asshole. And then war exists between militaries because people are assholes- sometimes on both sides. Some buttwipes want conquest and need a military, some jerks want to force access to natural resources and need a military, and some losers just want to blow everybody else’s shit up and need a military. Either way you look at it, you need a military, because there’s always going to be that one guy who ruins it for everyone else.