World War 3 is a very important, very progressive war!

“The Americans for Whatever Barack Obama Wants: Did you know he’s friends with Jay-Z?” are starting a crowdsourcing campaign for World War 3. The Second City players released a highly satirical video today asking citizens to crowdsource the campaign to start a new war. They say that “America is deadass broke” so we need to raise the funds for a new “progressive war”.

“There is no way that he or the cabal of corporate interests, spy agencies or shadowy bankers would tell him what to do or ever mislead us!”