Woman Sentenced to Two Years After Ripping Ex-Boyfriend’s Balls Off, Popping Them

by Austin Petersen

One year for each testicle…

Screen Shot 2015-02-12 at 12.55.08 PMChristina Lorena Reber (what’s with that name?) was sentenced to two years in prison for tearing off her ex-boyfriend’s testicles after he broke up with her. Reber was charged with felony battery after attacking the 60-year-old victim in March of 2012.

According to police, Reber flew into a terrible rage after the breakup, and a few days later she decided to break into his house and take revenge. Reber attacked the man, punching him in the head, then grabbed his scrotum and reportedly “squeezed as hard as she could.”

The victim managed to tear away from the psycho hose beast, and when he looked down he noticed that his balls had been almost completely ripped off. He literally had to pry his scrotum out of the woman’s hand.

The victim was treated at the hospital, receiving stitches and reconstructive surgery, but still experiences pain to this day.

Reber claimed at the trial that she ripped off the victim’s testicles in self defense, but the judge didn’t buy it. Home detention was refused, and Reber will serve two years.

Reber also wished to apologize to her ex, saying  “My hope for (the victim) is that he will be able to accept an apology from me,” and go on to lead a life with “wholeness and peace.”

Well, we’re pretty sure the wholeness is impossible at this point.

 

Austin Petersen is a homegrown Missourian with a lifelong passion for liberty. He grew up on a horse farm in Peculiar, Missouri and went on to attend Missouri State University, graduating with a degree in the Fine Arts. After developing a career in media in both New York City and Washington, D.C., he returned to Kansas City, MO, the city he now calls home. In 2016, Petersen appeared on the national stage as a candidate for president of the United States. He took second place in the crowded Libertarian primary behind Governor Gary Johnson and ahead of cyber security maverick John McAfee. During his campaign, Petersen earned many high-profile conservative endorsements, including Mary Matalin, Erick Erickson and Leon Wolf of RedState.com. Petersen also brings decades of professional experience in a wide variety of fields, from content production and media to business and political activism. He is the owner and chief executive of Stonegait LLC, a consulting firm specializing in photo and video services. He was also the director of production at FreedomWorks and an associate producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano’s show “Freedom Watch” on the Fox Business Network. Additionally, Petersen has a national following as a commentator and professional pundit. He is the founder of The Libertarian Republic, a powerful online news source for the public that receives an average of 1 million unique visits monthly and whose podcast, The Freedom Report, receives an average of one million monthly downloads. He is also a frequent contributor on television, appearing on Fox News, Fox Business, CNN, MSNBC and on dozens of local radio shows.

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