By: Laura Meyers
Knoxville, Tennessee: where PDA can become so passionate people get stabbed with rakes.
Authorities were called twice to the home of Johnny Allen Richards and Erin Brooke Lawson, because their neighbor was tired of hearing their lovemaking.
They must really love each other.
After the second dispatch, the couple went to their tattle-tale neighbor’s house, knocked on the door, struck the victim with a rake (hard enough to break the handle), then stabbed the victim in the arm with the broken handle.
Then, police dispatched for a third time, when they found the injured victim.
“I did observe several lacerations on (the neighbor) consistent with how he stated he was injured,” the arresting officer wrote in the police report. “There was blood on the end of the rake handle that was recovered at the scene.”
Relationship goals? Maybe not.
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