By: Laura Meyers
In case you didn’t know, the right to peacefully assemble is super sexy. So sexy that an Austrian brothel is offering free sex as their “summer special” in a protest against unfair taxation.
“We are not paying taxes any more. Effective immediately: Free Entrance! Free Drinks! Free Sex!” says the brothel’s website.
Prostitution is legal in Austria, but remains highly regulated.
“I have paid Salzburg nearly five million euros in taxes in the last decade,” said Hermann “Pascha” Müller, owner of the brothel. “And they want more and more, rather than launch efforts against illegal road approach and apartment prostitution.”
In the meantime, Miller will pay the ladies out-of-pocket with his own money and profits he’s earned from other brothels, which will cost him nearly 10,000 euros ($11,270) a month.
Customers’ reactions to the special offer are orgasmic, to say the least.
“Unfortunately, we had already sent away hundreds customers again because the house was full,” Müller said.
So instead of getting screwed by the taxman, these ladies have decided to bend over for the free market.
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