Top 5 Best Ways to Defend Against a Clown Attack
by Ian Tartt
1. A Gun

The great equalizer, a gun can easily stop even the most determined clown. Only a fool would continue to engage once a gun is drawn on them, and…well those clowns are already foolish to be doing what they’re doing, so maybe that wasn’t the best choice of words. Either way, a gun in their face will make sure those clowns don’t get the last laugh.
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