Top 5 Best Ways to Defend Against a Clown Attack
5. A Knife
Knives have long been used by clowns as both objects of amusement (as with juggling knives) and as objects of terror. This makes them yet another weapon of poetic justice to use against a creepy clown. Without a great deal of skill in throwing knives, they have the disadvantage of being used up-close. But, as a last resort, a knife can allow you to escape while leaving the clown in stitches.
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