Top 5 Best Ways to Defend Against a Clown Attack

4. A Taser

Some clowns use hand buzzers to bring a little extra surprise to parties. With that in mind, why not give them a full-body surprise with a taser? Tasers generally don’t cause fatal or lifelong injuries, and they can temporarily incapacitate a clown so an escape can be made or more weapons can be obtained. When a taser is used, most clowns won’t be able to avoid lying down on the job.