Libertarians are known for a lot of things. Roads. Open borders. Free trade. End the Fed. Legalize ev-ery-thing. Privatize it all. Taxation is Theft. The naked guy. Selling heroin to five-year-olds. Machine guns, tanks and nukes! AM I BEING DETAINED???
What they AREN’T known for is their sense of humor. (Are you even a ‘real’ Libertarian?)
The Libertarian Party asked Twitter, “In your words, what do Libertarians believe?”
Turns out, some Libertarians DO have a sense of humor. (They’re not ‘real’ Libertarians, tho…)
Thread. Really, really funny thread. https://t.co/aQ5CCEuyEc
— Nick Gillespie (@nickgillespie) April 24, 2019
high on heroin doing legal sex work with a whale without seatbelts or driver's licenses https://t.co/QYBO2ebCOT
— Grant Accountability Office (@jgrantaddison) April 23, 2019
Only if you are paying the whale in Bitcoin.
— Nick Brown ???????????? (@nwbvt) April 23, 2019
ALL WHILE CARRYING THE MEASLES AND A GUN
— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) April 23, 2019
a measles gun
— Grant Accountability Office (@jgrantaddison) April 23, 2019
C'mon, Ray, the state shouldn't be involved in marriage.
— Nick Gillespie (@nickgillespie) April 24, 2019
Wow so many activities
— Yashar Ali ???? (@yashar) April 23, 2019
Under our new Libertarian overlords, you might have to cut back to A Crime a Week.
— Christopher Logie (@xtorol) April 24, 2019
Republicans with less Jesus and more marijuana.
— Brigette Schoenung (@schoenbe7) April 23, 2019
Driving a car armed with my very own tactical nuclear weapons.
— Jim Brooks (@Jbizz2012) April 24, 2019
Can’t say we don’t know how to have a good time ????
— Jen Monroe ???????? (@jenniferm_q) April 24, 2019