Idiot Takes A Selfie By A Moving Train, Conductor Kicks Him In The Head (VIDEO)

Mediaite is reporting on a young man who was trying to take a picture of himself while standing next to a moving train. The man, presumably named Jared, wrote on his Youtube page:

“I tried to take a selfie while a train passed a “safe” distance behind. I guess I was still too close and got kicked in the head. I messed up.”

Yes, Jared, you did mess up. You’re just lucky that you didn’t get to join the Darwin Award winners. They give away prizes to stupid people who take themselves out of the gene pool.

Lucky for Jared. Too bad for the rest of humanity.




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